| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #35 | ant antidepressant | 1 |
| #151 | anti-anti-antidote | 35 |
| #603 | anticheese | 5 |
| #49 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 15 |
| #229 | antique greaves | 37 |
| #581 | antique hand mirror | 2 |
| #226 | antique helmet | 43 |
| #336 | antique packet of ketchup | 3 |
| #239 | antique shield | 37 |
| #233 | antique spear | 41 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #183 | not-a-pipe | 2 |
| #156 | patent antipsychotics | 4 |
| #113 | sham champagne | 3 |
| #1197 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |