Underhanded

RankItemQuantity
#68630669 scroll5
#74733398 scroll9
#554334 scroll6
#15864067 scroll3
#347Cloaca grenade51
#281Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration1
#511Crimboween memo20
#365Elf Farm Raffle ticket6
#861Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots2
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#2405Valentine1
#1105Warm Subject gift certificate1
#446amulet of extreme plot significance27
🥈blue traffic cone1
#3274club necklace1
#614disintegrating quill pen4
#1483disturbing fanfic6
#403drab sonata9
#272dusty animal cranium1
#245dusty animal jawbone1
#307dusty animal pelvis1
#291dusty eighth caudal vertebra1
#313dusty eighth thoracic vertebra1
#305dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra1
#295dusty fifth caudal vertebra1
#316dusty fifth cervical vertebra1
#301dusty fifth lumbar vertebra1
#291dusty first caudal vertebra1
#284dusty first lumbar vertebra1
#323dusty first thoracic vertebra1
#278dusty fourth caudal vertebra1
#303dusty fourth cervical vertebra1
#307dusty fourth lumbar vertebra1
#299dusty fourth thoracic vertebra1
#319dusty left clavicle1
#283dusty left eighth rib1
#303dusty left eleventh rib1
#307dusty left femur1
#286dusty left fibula1
#305dusty left fifth rib1
#291dusty left first front claw1
#323dusty left first rear claw1
#303dusty left first rib1
#296dusty left fourth front claw1
#312dusty left fourth rear claw1
#305dusty left humerus1
#294dusty left kneecap1
#310dusty left ninth rib1
#297dusty left radius1
#294dusty left scapula1
#302dusty left second front claw1
#300dusty left second rear claw1
#296dusty left second rib1
#309dusty left seventh rib1
#278dusty left sixth rib1
#286dusty left third front claw1
#303dusty left third rear claw1
#306dusty left third rib1
#305dusty left thumb1
#312dusty left tibia1
#308dusty left twelfth rib1
#296dusty left ulna1
#286dusty ninth caudal vertebra1
#283dusty ninth thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty right clavicle1
#310dusty right eighth rib1
#289dusty right eleventh rib1
#301dusty right femur1
#309dusty right fibula1
#304dusty right fifth rib1
#310dusty right first front claw1
#288dusty right first rib1
#294dusty right fourth rear claw1
#288dusty right fourth rib1
#320dusty right humerus1
#306dusty right kneecap1
#308dusty right ninth rib1
#288dusty right radius1
#289dusty right scapula1
#292dusty right second front claw1
#313dusty right second rear claw1
#294dusty right second rib1
#296dusty right seventh rib1
#299dusty right sixth rib1
#300dusty right tenth rib1
#314dusty right third rear claw1
#294dusty right third rib1
#308dusty right thumb1
#292dusty right tibia1
#302dusty right ulna1
#310dusty sacral vertebrae1
#305dusty second lumbar vertebra1
#296dusty second thoracic vertebra1
#299dusty seventh caudal vertebra1
#309dusty seventh cervical vertebra1
#283dusty seventh lumbar vertebra1
#314dusty sixth lumbar vertebra1
#294dusty sixth thoracic vertebra1
#287dusty tenth caudal vertebra1
#301dusty tenth thoracic vertebra1
#288dusty third caudal vertebra1
#292dusty third cervical vertebra1
#288dusty third lumbar vertebra1
#288dusty third thoracic vertebra1
#294dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#398hermit permit5
#479inkwell4
#499kickback cookbook1
#211meatsmithing guide1
#358phonics down200
#705pile of dusty animal bones1
#460scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil2
#1178scroll of drastic healing3
#729snifter of thoroughly aged brandy4
#510star chart16
#1033string of blue beads11
#972string of green beads12
#1283string of red beads8
#8937stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8861stuffed angry cow1
#8973stuffed astral badger1
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#8923stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#459tattered scrap of paper7

Wow, that's 529 items total!

what items are this player missing?