| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #444 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #1097 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 2 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #2657 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #902 | cast | 3 |
| #348 | chorizo taco | 10 |
| #923 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 10 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #1844 | disco ball | 1 |
| #849 | disease | 3 |
| #783 | dried face | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #679 | frilly skirt | 2 |
| #771 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #604 | handsomeness potion | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1589 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #1130 | hot wing | 5 |
| #1462 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 6 |
| #1277 | loose teeth | 3 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #340 | slip 'n' slide | 2 |
| #1486 | thin black candle | 3 |