| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Guide to Burning Leaves | 5 |
| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #43 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| #244 | Amulet of Yendor | 95 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #4 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 5 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #219 | Bonerdagon necklace | 46 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #190 | CRIMBCO wine | 40 |
| #223 | CSA fire-starting kit | 56 |
| #7 | Carpathian longsword | 404 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #61 | Chalice of the Malkovich Prince | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #81 | Clara's bell | 4 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1558 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #9 | Coinspiracy | 7,885 |
| #525 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #19 | Cold Stone of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥉 | Comet Pop | 1,467 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #882 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #130 | Cosmic Calorie | 42 |
| #21 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 123 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2203 | Crimbuck | 20 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #7 | Dark Jill-of-All-Trades | 5 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #24 | Drip harness | 1 |
| #395 | Drowsy Sword | 48 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #66 | El Vibrato restraints | 4 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #93 | FantasyRealm Mage's Hat | 8 |
| #76 | FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask | 19 |
| #31 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 134 |
| #35 | FantasyRealm key | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #74 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 1 |
| #6 | Freddy Kruegerand | 4,437 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #11 | Fudgie Roll | 147 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #15 | Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #12 | Girdle of Hatred | 1 |
| #743 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #55 | Glenn's golden dice | 2 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #77 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 4 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #15 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 130 |
| #5 | Guzzlrbuck | 2,396 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #31 | Hodgman's bow tie | 3 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #21 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 2 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #441 | Iron Beta of Industry | 17 |
| #25 | Jack-in-the-box | 112 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #214 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 128 |
| #32 | LOV Echinacea Bouquet | 1 |
| #35 | LOV Emotionizer | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #329 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 4 |
| #61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #9 | Liam's mail | 414 |
| #442 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 61 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium monocle | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium rope | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #213 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 31 |
| #22 | Mayoflex | 4 |
| #22 | Mer-kin darkbook | 4 |
| #26 | Mer-kin dodgeball | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin dragnet | 1 |
| #11 | Mer-kin gladiator mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece | 1 |
| #28 | Mer-kin headguard | 1 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #24 | Mer-kin switchblade | 1 |
| #5 | Mr. Accessory | 101 |
| #12 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 14 |
| #11 | Mr. Screege's spectacles | 348 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #32 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 2 |
| #64 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 2 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #25 | Oscus's pelt | 3 |
| #15 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
| #13 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #70 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #100 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 2 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #33 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
| #28 | Red Roger's red left hand | 2 |
| #32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
| #42 | Red Roger's red right hand | 1 |
| #24 | Red Rover BB gun | 123 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #15 | Rubee™ | 5,412 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #151 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| #4 | Source essence | 1,941,997 |
| #13 | Source shades | 3 |
| #10 | Source terminal PRAM chip | 1 |
| #10 | Space Trip safety headphones | 1 |
| #38 | Spacegate Research | 250 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Spookyraven signet | 356 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #20 | Staff of Simmering Hatred | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #82 | Stephen's lab coat | 2 |
| #8 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #62 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 20 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #365 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 2 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 24 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #299 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 14 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 81 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 359 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #11 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 3,057 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #22 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #37 | alien rock sample | 4 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #19 | baby chest mimic | 5 |
| #25 | bacon bath ball | 28 |
| #567 | badass belt | 84 |
| #31 | ballast turtle | 31 |
| #8 | balsam barrel | 2 |
| #197 | batskin belt | 4 |
| #6 | bauxite beret | 63 |
| #10 | bauxite bow-tie | 43 |
| #8 | bauxite boxers | 41 |
| #38 | bejeweled cufflinks | 84 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #130 | bit of clingfilm | 27 |
| #5 | black slime glob | 42 |
| #130 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 2 |
| #19 | book of facts | 5 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #973 | bottle of goofballs | 26 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #14 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 5 |
| #10 | boxed august scepter | 5 |
| #367 | brick | 105 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #10 | bulky free-range mushroom | 3 |
| #6 | burnt snowpants | 411 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #11 | chocolate bath ball | 47 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #254 | clown hammer | 110 |
| #321 | club necklace | 19 |
| 🥇 | complicated device | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #12 | cop dollar | 29,383 |
| #253 | corned-beef Reuben | 3 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| 🥈 | crated wardrobe-o-matic | 5 |
| #297 | crystalline cheer | 189 |
| #9 | deed to Oliver's Place | 5 |
| #225 | defective skull | 106 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #48 | designer handbag | 36 |
| #206 | diamond necklace | 24 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #227 | donated candy | 36 |
| #222 | donated food | 41 |
| #11 | dropped scrap of paper | 12 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| 🥇 | empty Rain-Doh can | 1 |
| #12 | empty agua de vida bottle | 5,368 |
| #198 | encoder ring | 100 |
| 🥇 | enhanced signal receiver | 1 |
| #63 | equal sign | 3 |
| #143 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #6 | exploding cigar | 5,580 |
| #22 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1,064 |
| #264 | fake hand | 102 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #38 | fancy opera glasses | 76 |
| 🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #21 | festive sausage | 86 |
| #209 | figurine of a charred seal | 15 |
| #405 | figurine of a cold seal | 14 |
| #723 | figurine of a sleek seal | 2 |
| #176 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 7 |
| #137 | figurine of an ancient seal | 6 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #13 | flaming leaf crown | 1 |
| #7 | fleshy lump | 687 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #18 | free-range mushroom | 9 |
| #28 | fried air | 296 |
| #10 | frigid derringer | 452 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #30 | frost-rimed seal hide | 22 |
| #22 | fustulent seal grulch | 30 |
| #177 | fuzzy busby | 18 |
| #803 | fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #79 | fuzzy earmuffs | 36 |
| #138 | fuzzy montera | 22 |
| #7 | garbage sticker | 2 |
| #29 | garish pinky ring | 92 |
| #238 | gearbox necklace | 4 |
| #68 | genie's scimitar | 2 |
| #84 | ghost of a necklace | 77 |
| #6 | ghost shawl | 1 |
| #40 | giant designer sunglasses | 79 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #58 | gingerbread gavel | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #12 | gingerbread pistol | 1 |
| #10 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #16 | gingerbread trousers | 1 |
| #14 | gingerbread waistcoat | 1 |
| #5 | glass of raw eggs | 304 |
| #69 | glass slipper | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #14 | googly-ball hat | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #595 | green clay bead | 9 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #15 | grubby wool beerwarmer | 1 |
| #690 | grue egg | 38 |
| 🥇 | hand of Mr. Cards | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #932 | handful of confetti | 45 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #10 | haunted bindle | 379 |
| #30 | head-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #405 | heart necklace | 16 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #9 | hemlock helm | 1 |
| #19 | high-temperature mining drill | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #37 | hobo nickel | 6,357 |
| #18 | holiday cheese log | 86 |
| #57 | hyperinflated seal lung | 12 |
| #138 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #21 | immense free-range mushroom | 1 |
| #7 | in-the-box spring shoes | 5 |
| #22 | incense bath ball | 32 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #27 | interesting clod of dirt | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #331 | joybuzzer | 91 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| 🥈 | labrador cookie | 23 |
| #77 | left bracket | 2 |
| #48 | left parenthesis | 30 |
| #29 | leg-mounted Trainbots | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #143 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 2 |
| #142 | memory of a C | 9 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #90 | memory of a CG base pair | 1 |
| #83 | memory of a CT base pair | 1 |
| #201 | memory of a G | 5 |
| #92 | memory of a GT base pair | 1 |
| #127 | memory of a T | 10 |
| #270 | memory of an A | 2 |
| #325 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 1 |
| #27 | meteorb | 2 |
| #52 | meteorthopedic shoes | 6 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #6 | mini kiwi egg | 5 |
| #95 | missing wine | 2 |
| #138 | mood ring | 101 |
| #11 | moon-amber necklace | 1 |
| #72 | motivational poster | 42 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #5 | mutant arm | 41 |
| #14 | mutant legs | 1 |
| #11 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 16 |
| #356 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 3 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #1082 | obsidian dagger | 15 |
| #39 | odd silver coin | 14 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #439 | old sweatpants | 162 |
| #122 | ornate picture frame | 19 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #13 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 5 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| 🥇 | party crasher | 1 |
| 🥈 | party whip | 1 |
| 🥉 | peanut brittle shield | 1,197 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #95 | percent sign | 5 |
| #26 | picture of you | 2 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #742 | pink clay bead | 7 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #9 | porquoise-handled sixgun | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #131 | psychic's circlet | 1 |
| #115 | psychic's crystal ball | 2 |
| #30 | punch-drunk punch | 33 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| #102 | quantum of familiar | 2 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #18 | red-and-green sweater | 113 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #231 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 25 |
| #402 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 17 |
| #265 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 23 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| 🥉 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
| #128 | rusty chain necklace | 28 |
| #302 | s'more | 18 |
| #24 | saltwaterbed | 1 |
| #167 | sawblade shield | 21 |
| #20 | scrap of shadow | 20 |
| 🥇 | sea-worn candlestick | 1 |
| #9 | seal lube | 37 |
| #423 | seal-blubber candle | 2 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #13 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #20 | sizzling seal fat | 23 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #13 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 5 |
| #7 | slime fedora | 1 |
| #8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
| #8 | slime waders | 1 |
| #12 | small golem | 4 |
| #12 | smoldering bagel punch | 317 |
| #20 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #6 | snakeskin cowboy hat | 2 |
| #6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
| #5 | snakeskin thighboots | 1 |
| #106 | sneaky wrapping paper | 10 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1041 | spade necklace | 7 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #315 | spectre scepter | 95 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #38 | sprinkles | 37,530 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7 | standards and practices guide | 391 |
| #13 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #239 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 149 |
| #382 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 97 |
| #411 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 92 |
| #81 | stuffed Meat | 325 |
| #364 | stuffed astral badger | 106 |
| #370 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 105 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #393 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 101 |
| #383 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 101 |
| #403 | stuffed hand turkey | 97 |
| #104 | stuffed key | 358 |
| #45 | stuffed martini | 178 |
| #309 | stuffed mind flayer | 116 |
| #73 | stuffed mink | 335 |
| #68 | stuffed monocle | 353 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #356 | stuffed scary death orb | 106 |
| #380 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 101 |
| #279 | stuffed snowy owl | 118 |
| #399 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 100 |
| #295 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 114 |
| #60 | stuffed teddy butler | 349 |
| #65 | stuffed tin of caviar | 355 |
| #154 | stuffed treasure chest | 274 |
| #387 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 99 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #91 | sucker hakama | 2 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥈 | sugar chapeau | 849 |
| #10 | sugar raygun | 1 |
| #6 | sugar shank | 475 |
| #6 | sugar shield | 760 |
| 🥉 | sugar shillelagh | 513 |
| #5 | sugar shirt | 760 |
| #4 | sugar shorts | 792 |
| #8 | sugar shotgun | 752 |
| #4 | super-sweet boom box | 2 |
| #42 | tainted seal's blood | 11 |
| #11 | thicksilver ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | tie-dyed fannypack | 324 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #44 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #5 | unoccupied sheep suit | 5 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #8 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #38 | water-polo cap | 8 |
| #62 | water-polo mitt | 2 |
| #17 | weedy skirt | 1 |
| #36 | wild honey pie | 1 |
| #438 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #4 | wormwood wedding ring | 1 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #12 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 5 |
| #118 | wrench bracelet | 30 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| #217 | x-ray specs | 103 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |