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#174	Chester's cutoffs	1
#195	Frosty's nailbat	1
#214	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#87	Hodgman's almanac	1
#130	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
#197	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
#205	Wand of Oscus	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#182	Zombo's grievous greaves	1