bloodyvelvet

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#924Boris's ring1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#799black paisley oyster egg6
#701black plastic oyster egg6
#1182black polka-dot oyster egg3
#1902black striped oyster egg2
#1329blue paisley oyster egg3
#1676blue plastic oyster egg2
#1672blue polka-dot oyster egg2
#1835blue striped oyster egg2
#57candied yam pinky ring1
#997cheap toaster2
#839lavender paisley oyster egg4
#930lavender plastic oyster egg4
#215lavender polka-dot oyster egg12
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1293mauve paisley oyster egg2
#1188mauve plastic oyster egg3
#729mauve polka-dot oyster egg4
#470mauve striped oyster egg9
#440off-white paisley oyster egg5
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#902off-white polka-dot oyster egg3
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#1287puce paisley oyster egg2
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#755puce polka-dot oyster egg5
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#1082red paisley oyster egg3
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#1078red polka-dot oyster egg3
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#368ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#353ring of cold resistance1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#414ring of increase damage1
#2957shiny ring1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1169toast450
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#881yellow polka-dot oyster egg2
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2

Wow, that's 598 items total!

what items are this player missing?