| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥈 | NG | 3,220 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1456 | Valentine | 7 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #2495 | box of sunshine | 43 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #272 | dwarvish magazine | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1371 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1423 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1039 | fake hand | 14 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #381 | hypodermic needle | 4 |
| #1510 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
| #1332 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #345 | many-eyed glasses | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #88 | portable corkscrew | 52 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1421 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #154 | safety vest | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #74 | smile-sharpening stone | 6 |
| #450 | string of blue beads | 26 |
| #360 | string of green beads | 31 |
| #690 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #188 | teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #268 | tiny knife and fork | 2 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #1334 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1613 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #1316 | yellow snowcone | 12 |