| #612 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #265 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #4251 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥈 | NG | 3,220 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1766 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1238 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #592 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #2496 | box of sunshine | 43 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1497 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #239 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1718 | disco mask | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #273 | dwarvish magazine | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1368 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1420 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #381 | hypodermic needle | 4 |
| #1509 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1493 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #345 | many-eyed glasses | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #88 | portable corkscrew | 52 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1422 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #74 | smile-sharpening stone | 6 |
| #450 | string of blue beads | 26 |
| #360 | string of green beads | 31 |
| #689 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #3145 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3116 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8948 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7692 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3074 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3138 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #7821 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #188 | teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #268 | tiny knife and fork | 2 |
| #2499 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4860 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #1331 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1614 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #1312 | yellow snowcone | 12 |