| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #264 | Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥈 | NG | 3,220 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1458 | Valentine | 7 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1765 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1239 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #646 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #2494 | box of sunshine | 43 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #1498 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #238 | clownskin belt | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1848 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #272 | dwarvish magazine | 4 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1369 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1421 | fake fake vomit | 8 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #381 | hypodermic needle | 4 |
| #1510 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1494 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #315 | long-stemmed rose | 5 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #216 | magnifying glass | 3 |
| #345 | many-eyed glasses | 5 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #267 | palm-frond toupee | 2 |
| #88 | portable corkscrew | 52 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1423 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #74 | smile-sharpening stone | 6 |
| #450 | string of blue beads | 26 |
| #360 | string of green beads | 31 |
| #689 | string of red beads | 17 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #7824 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #431 | sucky decal | 4 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #264 | targeting chip | 2 |
| #188 | teddy bear sewing kit | 2 |
| #211 | tiny Mountie hat | 2 |
| #268 | tiny knife and fork | 2 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #571 | tiny shaker of salt | 4 |
| #1332 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1615 | wind-up chattering teeth | 5 |
| #1314 | yellow snowcone | 12 |