| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1237 | bar skin | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #1045 | black pixel | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1228 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #1272 | broken skull | 1 |
| #956 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #174 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #638 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1031 | cast | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #302 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #291 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #298 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #296 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #313 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #291 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #298 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #287 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |