| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #100 | basic meat kilt | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1172 | batgut | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #429 | bone flute | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #1268 | broken skull | 1 |
| #957 | bubbly potion | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1030 | cast | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork doohickey | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1263 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #437 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #295 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #284 | dusty first lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #303 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right clavicle | 1 |
| #294 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #306 | dusty right kneecap | 1 |
| #299 | dusty right sixth rib | 1 |
| #314 | dusty right third rear claw | 1 |
| #315 | dusty right twelfth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 1 |
| #292 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #296 | dusty second thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty seventh caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #283 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #301 | dusty tenth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #288 | dusty third lumbar vertebra | 1 |
| #294 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |