| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #481 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #433 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #325 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #211 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #102 | gnauga hide vest | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #148 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #184 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #122 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |