| #1303 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #901 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #1819 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #277 | anti-anti-antidote | 10 |
| #884 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1339 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #490 | chorizo taco | 5 |
| #24 | devil's-food cake | 3 |
| #1382 | disturbing fanfic | 9 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #366 | flaming crutch | 16 |
| #630 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #25 | gilded lily | 5 |
| #637 | hot wing | 47 |
| #915 | length of string | 11 |
| #692 | poutine | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #642 | rat appendix | 4 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #963 | yeti fur | 32 |
| #306 | yo-yo | 100 |