| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1304 | Angry Farmer candy | 16 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #1816 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 2 |
| #280 | anti-anti-antidote | 10 |
| #885 | asparagus knife | 2 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1338 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 3 |
| #492 | chorizo taco | 5 |
| #24 | devil's-food cake | 3 |
| #1382 | disturbing fanfic | 9 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #367 | flaming crutch | 16 |
| #631 | foolscap fool's cap | 2 |
| #25 | gilded lily | 5 |
| #636 | hot wing | 47 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #694 | poutine | 1 |
| #866 | rag doll | 2 |
| #642 | rat appendix | 4 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #965 | yeti fur | 32 |
| #306 | yo-yo | 100 |
Wow, that's 284 items total!
what items are this player missing?