| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #3372 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #19 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 2 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1582 | bag of airline peanuts | 4 |
| #1853 | brick | 6 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1297 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 9 |
| #1390 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1270 | fake hand | 8 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #833 | maple syrup | 1 |