| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #14 | fine wine | 5,000 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #425 | furry pants | 1 |
| #233 | ghuol guolash | 44 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #375 | los chinos | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #301 | martini | 10 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #132 | star spatula | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #144 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2225 | toast | 60 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #891 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |