| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2087 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #855 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #14 | fine wine | 5,000 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #233 | ghuol guolash | 44 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #301 | martini | 10 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #530 | rag doll | 4 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #800 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #588 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2224 | toast | 60 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |