| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #793 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1884 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #430 | balaclava | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #1774 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #14 | fine wine | 5,000 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #427 | furry pants | 1 |
| #234 | ghuol guolash | 44 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #516 | green balloon | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1883 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #521 | linoleum sword | 1 |
| #377 | los chinos | 1 |
| #424 | marionette | 4 |
| #301 | martini | 10 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #531 | rag doll | 4 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1130 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #586 | sock monkey | 4 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #4800 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #963 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2228 | toast | 60 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #892 | toy train | 2 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #1934 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |