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| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1726 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #1007 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #475 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #540 | abominable snowcone | 17 |
| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #612 | big red clown nose | 6 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #816 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #437 | blue snowcone | 17 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #3305 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #747 | bottle of tequila | 13 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #884 | box | 3 |
| #1190 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #893 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1074 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #214 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #743 | fine wine | 2 |
| #811 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #514 | green snowcone | 10 |
| #1401 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #582 | ice-cold fotie | 23 |
| #520 | ice-cold six-pack | 12 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #1001 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #501 | orange snowcone | 13 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #508 | purple snowcone | 14 |
| #452 | red snowcone | 17 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #647 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #734 | salty dog | 2 |
| #623 | salty slug | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #36 | urinal cake | 1,640 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #792 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2115 | yellow snowcone | 1 |