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| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1725 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1756 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #711 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #474 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #540 | abominable snowcone | 17 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #902 | baseball | 1 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #610 | big red clown nose | 6 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #818 | bloody clown pants | 2 |
| #479 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #438 | blue snowcone | 17 |
| #1169 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #1439 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #749 | bottle of tequila | 13 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #890 | box | 3 |
| #1191 | boxed wine | 2 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #895 | bugbear bungguard | 2 |
| #353 | calle de miel | 3 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1063 | coconut shell | 3 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #741 | fine wine | 2 |
| #812 | flaming crutch | 2 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #515 | green snowcone | 10 |
| #1403 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 8 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #580 | ice-cold fotie | 23 |
| #516 | ice-cold six-pack | 12 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #991 | little paper umbrella | 6 |
| #500 | orange snowcone | 13 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #410 | pink pony | 3 |
| #509 | purple snowcone | 14 |
| #453 | red snowcone | 17 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #641 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #733 | salty dog | 2 |
| #621 | salty slug | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #746 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #639 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
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| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #788 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2120 | yellow snowcone | 1 |