| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #19 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 3 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 6 |
| #41 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #293 | Elf Guard MPC | 3 |
| #19 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 9 |
| #298 | donated booze | 22 |
| #225 | donated candy | 37 |
| #372 | donated food | 11 |
| #37 | pet anchor | 7 |
| #54 | prank Crimbo card | 3 |
| #38 | stuffed kraken | 3 |
| #231 | stuffed red and green pepper (stale) | 1 |
| #38 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 18 |