[{"_1":2,"_239":-5,"_240":-5},"loaderData",{"_3":4,"_5":6},"root",{},"routes/player.$id._index",{"_7":8,"_236":11,"_237":238},"player",{"_9":10,"_11":12,"_13":14,"_234":235},"playerid",726497,"name","RipperJack","collections",[15,57,68,79,88,97,108,117,127,135,143,151,163,174,183,191,200,209,218,226],{"_16":17,"_18":19,"_20":21},"quantity",5,"rank",12,"item",{"_22":23,"_11":24,"_25":26,"_27":28,"_29":30,"_31":32,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":54,"_55":36,"_56":36},"itemid",1642,"Grimacite Bock","picture","beerbottle","descid",259609992,"description","This is a bottle of beer brewed by the Penguin Mafia. The secret ingredient is tailings from the Grimacite mine! Though, y'know, now that you know, it's not really a secret anymore.\n

\nIf you had three of these, people might mistake you for a chicken!","type","booze","itemclass","","candiscard",false,"cantransfer",true,"quest","gift","smith","cook","cocktail","jewelry","hands",1,"multiuse","sellvalue",0,"power","quest2","mrstore","plural","bottles of Grimacite Bock","ambiguous","missing",{"_16":46,"_18":58,"_20":59},127,{"_22":60,"_11":61,"_25":62,"_27":63,"_29":64,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":66,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1216,"Kevlar balloon","spadebal",894037731,"This is a balloon made of bulletproof Kevlar, and shaped like a spade. You can call this spade a spade, but you can't actually use it as a spade, because the force of gravity always forces it to point upward. I suppose maybe if you were trying to dig into the ceiling of a tunnel, it'd work, but how likely is that to happen?","offhand",100,10,{"_16":69,"_18":70,"_20":71},2,81,{"_22":72,"_11":73,"_25":74,"_27":75,"_29":76,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":77,"_50":78,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1220,"Mr. Balloon","mrbal",776019712,"This is a balloon shaped like a giant smiley face. What's he so happy about? Y'know how when you inhale helium, and your voice gets all high and funny? Imagine if it was like that all the time. Is it any wonder he's smiling?\n

\nWelcome to the High Voice Crew, indeed.",2500,20,{"_16":46,"_18":80,"_20":81},182,{"_22":82,"_11":83,"_25":84,"_27":85,"_29":86,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":87,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1215,"Mylar balloon","clubbal",951309786,"This is a club-shaped balloon made out of shiny mylar. Though I guess, from my perspective it's yourlar. Anyway, club-shaped balloons are rare and shiny things are neat, so this is a nifty widget.",50,{"_16":19,"_18":89,"_20":90},103,{"_22":91,"_11":92,"_25":93,"_27":94,"_29":95,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":96,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1214,"anniversary balloon","diabal",938524663,"This is a balloon shaped like a \"diamond,\" one of the Kingdom's many worthless, but pretty, rocks you find lying around. It's the perfect way to remind someone that a year has passed since something happened: the beginning of a relationship, creating an account for an online game, or getting that full frontal lobotomy. Or that full bottle in front of me. ",25,{"_16":46,"_18":98,"_20":99},878,{"_22":100,"_11":101,"_25":102,"_27":103,"_29":104,"_31":105,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":38,"_48":106,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":107,"_55":36,"_56":36},1416,"blue snowcone","dsnowcone",967532252,"This snowcone is dripping with intensely blue, super-sticky syrup. It looks like someone was having a blue, blue crimbo, and when the blue snowflakes started fallin', they collected them into one tasty treat.","potion",30,"snowcones blue",{"_16":109,"_18":110,"_20":111},36,895,{"_22":112,"_11":113,"_25":113,"_27":114,"_29":115,"_31":116,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":36,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1649,"brick",456411411,"This is a brick, which has been expertly balanced for throwing. It even has a piece of string tied around it so you can attach a note. It's these little touches of quality that really make for an enjoyable vandalism experience. ","curse",{"_16":69,"_18":118,"_20":119},47,{"_22":120,"_11":121,"_25":122,"_27":123,"_29":124,"_31":125,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":126,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1207,"congratulatory cake","cake3",657000980,"Almost as popular as the complimentary peanuts, this cake is good for congratulations of all types. From \"happy graduation!\" to \"glad the tests came back negative!\", this cake says it all. And somebody has got to say it all, y'know. ","food",500,{"_16":46,"_18":128,"_20":129},882,{"_22":130,"_11":131,"_25":132,"_27":133,"_29":134,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":17,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1212,"green balloon","greenbal",472009472,"This is a pretty, green (not pictured), rubber balloon which appears to have been manufactured on the cheap somewhere outside of the Kingdom. Especially because it says \"¡Feliz Cumpleaños!\" on it. Where do they make balloons, anyway?",{"_16":46,"_18":136,"_20":137},842,{"_22":138,"_11":139,"_25":102,"_27":140,"_29":141,"_31":105,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":38,"_48":106,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":142,"_55":36,"_56":36},1413,"green snowcone",752326401,"This snowcone is not only green when summer's here, but also when 'tis cold and drear. You know, 'drear' isn't really a word, is it? It seems like someone was pressed for time and just wanted to make a cheap rhyme. Whereas some of us can rhyme without even trying to. Anyway, this snowcone's a brilliant green. It's the greenest confection that you've ever seen.","snowcones green",{"_16":46,"_18":144,"_20":145},1455,{"_22":146,"_11":147,"_25":148,"_27":149,"_29":150,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":67,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1213,"heart-shaped balloon","heartbal",886079507,"This is a balloon shaped like a heart. Y'know, a <3 heart, not an anatomically correct heart. That'd be a slightly creepy way to say, \"I love you,\" but a perfectly acceptable way to say, \"make sure to exercise and eat right.\" And a great way to say \"forever in debt to your priceless advice.\" But, since this is a valentine-type heart, that's not really an issue.",{"_16":46,"_18":152,"_20":153},312,{"_22":154,"_11":155,"_25":156,"_27":157,"_29":158,"_31":159,"_33":160,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":161,"_50":162,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1753,"jack flapper","spatula2",972599754,"This is a utensil used by Canadian lumberjacks to make flapjacks. A \"jack flapper\" was also a semi-derogatory term used to describe women in the twenties who claimed to be flappers but didn't really practice. Practice... uh... wearing hats... with feathers on them.","weapon","utensil",40,35,{"_16":46,"_18":164,"_20":165},1087,{"_22":166,"_11":167,"_25":168,"_27":169,"_29":170,"_31":171,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":38,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":172,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":173,"_55":36,"_56":36},546,"meat vortex","vortex",623462590,"This is a curious object - a whirling mass of energy that seems to just suck up Meat.","useboth",57,"meat vortices",{"_16":46,"_18":175,"_20":176},69,{"_22":177,"_11":178,"_25":179,"_27":180,"_29":181,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":182,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1219,"mini-zeppelin","zepbal",957622815,"This is a tiny zeppelin full of super-flammable hydrogen gas. Think of all the fun things you can do with this -- you can throw tiny plastic figures out of it and say \"No ticket,\" you can light it on fire and say \"Oh, the tiny humanity!\", you can... well... just watch it serenely float around indoors. That's a lot of fun, too. ",1000,{"_16":46,"_18":184,"_20":185},861,{"_22":186,"_11":187,"_25":102,"_27":188,"_29":189,"_31":105,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":38,"_48":106,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":190,"_55":36,"_56":36},1414,"orange snowcone",448523646,"Knock, knock.

\nWho's there?

\nOrange.

\nOrange who?

\nOrange you glad you're old enough to not find knock-knock jokes funny?

\nSo yeah. This is a snowcone that's an intense, bellowing shade of orange, the kind that keeps crossing guards safe.","snowcones orange",{"_16":46,"_18":192,"_20":193},90,{"_22":194,"_11":195,"_25":196,"_27":197,"_29":198,"_31":199,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":126,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1218,"rat head balloon","ratbal",515469755,"This is a balloon shaped like the head of a rat. A cute cartoon rat, not a disease-ridden actual rat.","famequip",{"_16":46,"_18":201,"_20":202},229,{"_22":203,"_11":204,"_25":205,"_27":206,"_29":207,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":38,"_48":208,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1221,"red balloon","redbal",814985131,"This is a red balloon. If you and I went to a little toy shop, and bought a bag of balloons with the money we've got, that bag would contain a number of these. I think you know what that number is.",5000,{"_16":19,"_18":210,"_20":211},18,{"_22":212,"_11":213,"_25":214,"_27":215,"_29":216,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":217,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1217,"thought balloon","thoughtbal",482472723,"No matter what gift you give anyone, they always say \"it's the thought that counts.\" Well, we've distilled the pure essence of thought and made it into a beautiful balloon suitable for any gift-giving occasion. It can be either clean thought or dirty thought depending on who's giving it to whom.\n",250,{"_16":17,"_18":67,"_20":219},{"_22":220,"_11":221,"_25":222,"_27":223,"_29":224,"_31":125,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":49,"_50":49,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":225,"_55":36,"_56":36},1643,"wedge of gray cheese","greycheese",647526971,"This is a wedge of strange gray cheese. It seems heavier and more... dramatic than normal cheese. As though it were somehow... not of this world. In any case, it stands alone. Alone... in the universe.","wedges of gray cheese",{"_16":46,"_18":227,"_20":228},903,{"_22":229,"_11":230,"_25":231,"_27":232,"_29":233,"_31":65,"_33":34,"_35":38,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":38,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":46,"_47":36,"_48":46,"_50":67,"_51":36,"_52":36,"_53":-5,"_55":36,"_56":36},1211,"white balloon","whitebal",384212321,"This is a plain white balloon. It's like a single white female, only instead of single it's plain, and instead of a female, it's a balloon. It also doesn't have Bridget Fonda in it. Er, well, it probably doesn't have Bridget Fonda in it.","nameChanges",[],"sort","totalItems",87,"actionData","errors"]

Rank	Item	Quantity
#12	Grimacite Bock	5
#127	Kevlar balloon	1
#81	Mr. Balloon	2
#182	Mylar balloon	1
#103	anniversary balloon	12
#878	blue snowcone	1
#895	brick	36
#47	congratulatory cake	2
#882	green balloon	1
#842	green snowcone	1
#1455	heart-shaped balloon	1
#312	jack flapper	1
#1087	meat vortex	1
#69	mini-zeppelin	1
#861	orange snowcone	1
#90	rat head balloon	1
#229	red balloon	1
#18	thought balloon	12
#10	wedge of gray cheese	5
#903	white balloon	1