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\nlives a small creature known as the Bloovian Groose.
\nThough they're known for their greasiness, start no petitions --
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\nHe's a demon of letters, like alphabet soup!
\nHe loves to rhyme daily! He loves to rhyme nightly!
\nIs unending poetry tedious? Slightly!
\nBut one thing he can do is beyond we mere mortals
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\nIn fact, if it wasn't for the whole \"potentially lethal levels of background radiation\" thing, it'd be the perfect weapon. But let's not pick nits.","weapon","pistol",{"_16":96,"_18":107,"_20":108},60,{"_22":109,"_11":110,"_25":111,"_27":112,"_29":113,"_31":82,"_33":34,"_35":36,"_37":38,"_39":36,"_40":36,"_41":36,"_42":36,"_43":36,"_44":36,"_45":17,"_46":36,"_47":48,"_49":48,"_50":36,"_51":36,"_52":-5,"_53":36,"_54":36},3670,"glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub","glowgrub",201697185,"This is not -- thank goodness -- the taxidermied body of an actual dead burrowgrub. Nope, it's a plush toy designed to look like a hideous burrowgrub, only much, much bigger, and rendered in nauseatingly accurate detail! Oh, and it glows in the dark, so you can always see its grotesque visage hovering before you, even as you try to sleep at night.

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#10	The Groose in the Hoose	1
#9	The Kloop in the Coop	1
#5026	bottle of goofballs	1
#618	deck of tropical cards	1
#12	gasmask	1
#88	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
#60	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	2
#132	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	2
#319	pair of ragged claws	1
#74	phish stick	15
#1511	pulsing flesh	1
#42	throbbing rage gland	6
#1132	tropical wrapping paper	1