| #244 | Cloaca grenade | 70 |
| #234 | Cloaca-Cola | 170 |
| #164 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 22 |
| #11 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 724 |
| #13 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 603 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #24 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 106 |
| #56 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 12 |
| #256 | Crimboween memo | 33 |
| #170 | Dyspepsi grenade | 79 |
| #281 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 258 |
| #157 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 19 |
| 🥉 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1,628 |
| #5 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 803 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #9 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 251 |
| #29 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 16 |
| #1639 | Imp Ale | 7 |
| #1628 | Mad Train wine | 2 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #15 | Meat maid body | 69 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #286 | Neuromancer | 1 |
| #559 | Ram's Face Lager | 18 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| #29 | arrow'd heart balloon | 12 |
| #117 | bag of airline peanuts | 199 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #740 | bloody beer | 4 |
| #238 | bloody mary | 9 |
| #1056 | box of sunshine | 221 |
| #68 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 24 |
| #132 | cold hi mein | 5 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #41 | cranberries | 1,099 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #867 | disassembled clover | 23 |
| #1117 | disturbing fanfic | 22 |
| #623 | dry noodles | 50 |
| #364 | eggnog | 47 |
| #330 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 5 |
| #108 | fettucini Inconnu | 11 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #470 | flute of flat champagne | 10 |
| #215 | gimlet | 2 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #157 | hot hi mein | 5 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #59 | left half of a heart necklace | 8 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #285 | monkey wrench | 5 |
| #231 | oil of slipperiness | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #617 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #11 | penguin thesaurus | 300 |
| #126 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 6 |
| #352 | pixellated candy heart | 45 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #357 | redrum | 3 |
| #17 | right half of a heart necklace | 21 |
| #219 | rum and cola | 10 |
| #586 | salty dog | 5 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #79 | vodka and cranberry | 33 |
| #277 | whiskey and cola | 7 |
| #377 | white Canadian | 7 |