| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #580 | Crimbuck | 1,803 |
| #135 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 11 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #332 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #203 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #821 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #467 | flange | 3 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #410 | leather mask | 9 |
| #717 | orange candy heart | 11 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #338 | sugar sheet | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #13 | turtle totem | 23,430 |
| #82 | wang | 91 |
| #890 | white candy heart | 4 |
| #1379 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |