| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #854 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola | 60 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #170 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 15 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #490 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #673 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #815 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #725 | delicious salad | 42 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1318 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #446 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |