| #2231 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #851 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola | 60 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #168 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 15 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #489 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2052 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #617 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1416 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #450 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #814 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #2544 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #725 | delicious salad | 42 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2930 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3075 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #2035 | pet rock | 2 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #446 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #2252 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1840 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1300 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3076 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3830 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2623 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2198 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6131 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #306 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #2625 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #1797 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |