| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #851 | Cloaca grenade | 12 |
| #533 | Cloaca-Cola | 60 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #167 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 15 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #488 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 5 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #616 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #672 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #449 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #814 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 18 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #819 | banana-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #519 | broken cellular phone | 3 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #725 | delicious salad | 42 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #2932 | laser-broiled pear | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #3077 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #232 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 13 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #256 | pink plastic baby | 2 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #445 | portable corkscrew | 16 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1301 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #468 | tattered paper crown | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2197 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #307 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 5 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |