| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #72 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1426 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1456 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1015 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #1473 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1435 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #848 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #899 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #949 | antique spear | 1 |
| #856 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #1081 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #115 | attention spanner | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #952 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| #164 | can of starch | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #393 | chunk of rock salt | 2 |
| #1284 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #59 | dental pliers | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #158 | funky brass fez | 1 |
| #56 | gazing shoes | 1 |
| #785 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #326 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1220 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #99 | metal mandible | 1 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #137 | miniature dormouse | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #70 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #1625 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #612 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #1114 | scrumptious reagent | 1 |
| #1064 | spices | 1 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |