| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #8 | 1-ball | 5,432 |
| #8 | 2-ball | 4,449 |
| #8 | 3-ball | 5,112 |
| #8 | 4-ball | 4,889 |
| #6 | 5-ball | 5,436 |
| #4 | 6-ball | 5,942 |
| #9 | 7-ball | 5,572 |
| #8 | 8-ball | 28,119 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #226 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #348 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #62 | antique hand mirror | 156 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #41 | black lotus | 4 |
| #197 | black snowcone | 19 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1044 | box of sunshine | 226 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | chintzy saucepan earring | 218 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #10 | dark potion | 3,344 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #200 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 289 |
| #33 | fake fake vomit | 763 |
| #210 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #633 | filthy knitted dread sack | 4 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #719 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #594 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #54 | grouchy restless spirit | 1,276 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #62 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #275 | ice stein | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #571 | joybuzzer | 52 |
| 🥉 | leather mask | 9,377 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #309 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #385 | roll of toilet paper | 239 |
| #429 | shingle | 10 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #478 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6274 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4051 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7024 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4591 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #3375 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4600 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4743 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4308 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5783 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #17 | tapped black lotus | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #336 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #443 | yellow snowcone | 78 |