| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #7 | 1-ball | 5,432 |
| #7 | 2-ball | 4,449 |
| #8 | 3-ball | 5,112 |
| #8 | 4-ball | 4,889 |
| #5 | 5-ball | 5,436 |
| #4 | 6-ball | 5,942 |
| #8 | 7-ball | 5,572 |
| #7 | 8-ball | 28,119 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #892 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 2 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #224 | Neuromancer | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #61 | antique hand mirror | 156 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #110 | barskin cloak | 1 |
| #41 | black lotus | 4 |
| #197 | black snowcone | 19 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1041 | box of sunshine | 226 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #17 | chintzy saucepan earring | 218 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #202 | clownskin harness | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #10 | dark potion | 3,344 |
| #164 | demonskin jacket | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #200 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 289 |
| #32 | fake fake vomit | 763 |
| #209 | filthy hippy poncho | 2 |
| #633 | filthy knitted dread sack | 4 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #717 | goth kid t-shirt | 3 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #53 | grouchy restless spirit | 1,276 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #64 | ice sickle | 1 |
| #277 | ice stein | 1 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #572 | joybuzzer | 52 |
| 🥉 | leather mask | 9,377 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #381 | roll of toilet paper | 239 |
| #428 | shingle | 10 |
| #155 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 2 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #6262 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 4 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4042 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4580 | stuffed hand turkey | 8 |
| #3366 | stuffed mind flayer | 13 |
| #4954 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4735 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #4298 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5773 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #17 | tapped black lotus | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #444 | yellow snowcone | 78 |