Abysmalminton

RankItemQuantity
#221Diet Cloaca Cola5
#6Frosty's nailbat12
#6Junior Adventurer's merit badge1
#6STYX deodorant body spray1
#384Tales of the Word Realms1
#1432amulet of extreme plot significance1
#158baggie of powdered sugar188
#45bloody beer2,072
#56blunt icepick1
#215bottle of Pete's Sake1
#2462box of sunshine44
#99boxing glove6
🥉control crystal1
#130displaced fish70
#463handful of walnuts1
#17hot stuffing47
#693meat from yesterday1
#114ninja mop23
#129rubber band gun1
#715rubber emo roe41
#138small leather glove8
#410stuffed Hodgman1
🥉stuffed alien blob1,767
#300stuffed doppelshifter49
#154stuffed gray blob281
#2033teddy bear1
🥇time sleigh1
#6tin rations3
#799titanium assault umbrella3
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#5white-label gin3

Wow, that's 4,636 items total!

what items are this player missing?