| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #396 | Dramatic™ range | 2 |
| #74 | Elfin shortbread | 16 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #264 | Meat detector | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #267 | bean burrito | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #340 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1035 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1170 | bottle of gin | 2 |
| #1256 | bottle of rum | 5 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1126 | bottle of vodka | 2 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #705 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #4136 | candy cane | 2 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #991 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 7 |
| #1053 | cog | 2 |
| #1068 | cranberries | 3 |
| #1838 | eggnog | 4 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #531 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #1137 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #257 | ghuol-ear kabob | 1 |
| #3307 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #949 | goat cheese pizza | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #897 | herbs | 2 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #566 | length of string | 20 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #660 | snowboarder pants | 2 |
| #2479 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6162 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #3158 | toast | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #970 | toy wheel | 8 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |