| #252 | Cloaca-Cola | 162 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #134 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 583 |
| #767 | Imp Ale | 118 |
| #68 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 52 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #5 | black velvet box | 1,156 |
| #110 | bowl of lucky charms | 7 |
| #2269 | box of sunshine | 52 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #259 | cold wad | 5 |
| #600 | dense meat stack | 35 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #816 | helmet turtle | 29 |
| #175 | hot wad | 40 |
| #115 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 2,343 |
| #475 | ice-cold Willer | 85 |
| #425 | ice-cold fotie | 46 |
| #270 | ice-cold six-pack | 48 |
| #133 | stench wad | 72 |
| #543 | stolen accordion | 62 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #998 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 10 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #956 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8251 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8095 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8152 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8059 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8128 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #6202 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #8137 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2655 | toast | 18 |
| #1014 | tofurkey gravy | 8 |
| #1009 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #288 | twinkly wad | 763 |
| #50 | wad of dough | 2,193 |
| #181 | wad of tofu | 46 |