| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #444 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #1758 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #423 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #413 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #400 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1329 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1584 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1260 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1627 | buckyball | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1225 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #263 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #244 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #919 | star chart | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8878 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |