| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #445 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #443 | Diet Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #1666 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #1507 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #422 | Regular Cloaca Cola | 1 |
| #2403 | Valentine | 1 |
| #116 | alpha-mail pants | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #392 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 1 |
| #378 | bottle of Definit | 1 |
| #414 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #399 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #1505 | bottle of whiskey | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1226 | gyroscope | 1 |
| #264 | hamethyst ring | 1 |
| #206 | lead yo-yo | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #80 | paper-plate-mail pants | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1127 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #352 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #415 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #92 | slightly peevedbow | 1 |
| #239 | slingshot | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7818 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #174 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #523 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #118 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #111 | union scalemail pants | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |