| #327 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 25 |
| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #291 | 30669 scroll | 33 |
| #424 | 33398 scroll | 38 |
| #692 | 334 scroll | 3 |
| #197 | 668 scroll | 6 |
| #174 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 21 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #548 | Angry Farmer candy | 126 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #449 | acoustic guitarrr | 7 |
| #429 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 29 |
| #349 | annoying pitchfork | 8 |
| #878 | anticheese | 2 |
| #553 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #224 | asbestos crossbow | 3 |
| #137 | asbestos ore | 68 |
| #188 | asbestos staff | 3 |
| #180 | asbestos sword | 4 |
| #731 | astral mushroom | 7 |
| #48 | automatic catapult | 3 |
| #538 | awful poetry journal | 138 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1170 | baconstone | 6 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #405 | balaclava baklava | 5 |
| #120 | bamboo bokuto | 2 |
| #385 | bar skin | 27 |
| #1260 | barrrnacle | 6 |
| #246 | barskin hat | 2 |
| #169 | bat guano | 104 |
| #292 | batgut | 101 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #332 | beer lens | 6 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #57 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 3 |
| #300 | hill of beans | 77 |