| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1401 | Valentine | 8 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1038 | bag of airline peanuts | 19 |
| #1380 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1132 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1182 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #179 | blood flower | 62 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
| #2786 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #854 | clown hammer | 26 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #864 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #1350 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #939 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1737 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #657 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #390 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #157 | oriole-feather headdress | 8 |
| #1022 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #182 | stolen accordion | 406 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #69 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,945 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2297 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1584 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |