| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #10 | Unionize The Elves sign | 2 |
| #1398 | Valentine | 8 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #1040 | bag of airline peanuts | 19 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1130 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1181 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #179 | blood flower | 62 |
| #1328 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #266 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 5 |
| #2778 | box of sunshine | 34 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #311 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 5 |
| #856 | clown hammer | 26 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #277 | delicious salad | 200 |
| #864 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 25 |
| #1352 | fake fake vomit | 10 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #938 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1741 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 2 |
| #947 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1187 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1232 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #656 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #389 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 12 |
| #157 | oriole-feather headdress | 8 |
| #1024 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #180 | stolen accordion | 406 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #69 | super-spiky hair gel | 1,945 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2054 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #850 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1582 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 3 |