| #1527 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1688 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1453 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #200 | big red clown nose | 42 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #296 | bloody clown pants | 20 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1562 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #155 | clown shoes | 24 |
| #462 | clown skin | 10 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #26 | clown wig | 18 |
| #72 | clownskin belt | 8 |
| #45 | clownskin buckler | 5 |
| #27 | clownskin harness | 25 |
| #344 | daisy | 9 |
| #179 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1690 | eggnog | 5 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #35 | hippo skin buckler | 9 |
| #46 | hippo whip | 8 |
| #10 | hippopotamus kilt | 70 |
| #65 | hippopotamus pants | 2 |
| #126 | hippopotamus skin | 31 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #26 | hipposkin poncho | 15 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #412 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #359 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1892 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1931 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #629 | windchimes | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |