| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #199 | big red clown nose | 42 |
| #812 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| #294 | bloody clown pants | 20 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1564 | clown hammer | 3 |
| #153 | clown shoes | 24 |
| #461 | clown skin | 10 |
| #115 | clown whip | 1 |
| #26 | clown wig | 18 |
| #72 | clownskin belt | 8 |
| #45 | clownskin buckler | 5 |
| #27 | clownskin harness | 25 |
| #344 | daisy | 9 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #906 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #35 | hippo skin buckler | 9 |
| #46 | hippo whip | 8 |
| #10 | hippopotamus kilt | 70 |
| #65 | hippopotamus pants | 2 |
| #121 | hippopotamus skin | 31 |
| #57 | hippopotamus skirt | 1 |
| #26 | hipposkin poncho | 15 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1890 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2254 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 7 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1404 | tooth | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #628 | windchimes | 4 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |