| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #295 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 9 |
| #296 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #232 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #367 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #239 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 10 |
| #347 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 8 |
| #164 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 12 |
| #737 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 9 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #563 | iron pasta spoon | 9 |
| #989 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |