| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| 🥇 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 55,555 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #578 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 30 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #4 | black cherry soda | 15,565 |
| #608 | black-and-blue light | 29 |
| #634 | blue plasma ball | 24 |
| #259 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 5 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #426 | brick | 90 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #591 | flavored foot massage oil | 23 |
| #109 | foam noodle | 11 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #83 | gold lamé pants | 11 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #483 | personal massager | 21 |
| #699 | personalized coffee mug | 29 |
| #214 | roll of toilet paper | 500 |
| #1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2033 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #785 | yellow candy heart | 11 |
Wow, that's 71,937 items total!
what items are this player missing?