| 🥇 | Cherry Cloaca Cola | 55,555 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #580 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 30 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #4 | black cherry soda | 15,565 |
| #609 | black-and-blue light | 29 |
| #634 | blue plasma ball | 24 |
| #260 | bottle of Domesticated Turkey | 5 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #426 | brick | 90 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #592 | flavored foot massage oil | 23 |
| #108 | foam noodle | 11 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #83 | gold lamé pants | 11 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #484 | personal massager | 21 |
| #702 | personalized coffee mug | 29 |
| #211 | roll of toilet paper | 500 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #789 | yellow candy heart | 11 |