The Fussy Dutchman

RankItemQuantity
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#1517ghost cucumber6
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2028lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1766lavender striped oyster egg1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#690mugcake1
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#2253puce polka-dot oyster egg1
#1645puce striped oyster egg1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#829teddy bear7
#8189tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4541tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8250tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8124tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8093tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8218tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8184tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8057tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8067tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8109tiny plastic mosquito1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8100tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8135tiny plastic star starfish1
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#2069top1
#728urinal cake1
#1800yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 87 items total!

what items are this player missing?