| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #1364 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #73 | Cloaca-Cola | 689 |
| #495 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 7 |
| #646 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #484 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 5 |
| #696 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 2 |
| #768 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 3 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi grenade | 8 |
| #42 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,867 |
| #654 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 4 |
| #424 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 6 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #374 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 7 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #394 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |