| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1858 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 3 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #956 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 2 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #931 | black paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #935 | black plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | blue paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1113 | blue striped oyster egg | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #810 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #417 | mauve striped oyster egg | 10 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #505 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #210 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 16 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #414 | red paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #838 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #632 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |