| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #110 | Kiss the Knob apron | 1 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #5054 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #269 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #210 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #368 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #353 | ring of cold resistance | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #341 | ring of gain strength | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #414 | ring of increase damage | 1 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3648 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #156 | safety vest | 1 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #7825 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2345 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #906 | stuffed doppelshifter | 11 |
| #6372 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #1394 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 14 |
| #5797 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6199 | stuffed snowy owl | 4 |
| #6997 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5781 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |