| #687 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #795 | 30669 scroll | 3 |
| #771 | 33398 scroll | 8 |
| #860 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1411 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #554 | arrrgyle socks | 3 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1234 | bar skin | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #286 | carob chunk cookies | 8 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1083 | disco ball | 11 |
| #1207 | disco mask | 6 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #344 | enchanted bean | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #92 | hill of beans | 371 |
| #328 | hot katana blade | 46 |
| #714 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 94 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #102 | pile of jumping beans | 43 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1694 | toast | 178 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |