| #421 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #15 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 195 |
| #5 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 671 |
| #393 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 1 |
| #150 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 165 |
| #120 | Knob stroganoff | 3 |
| #80 | Knob stuffed shells | 33 |
| #883 | Mad Train wine | 43 |
| #371 | Meleegra™ pills | 25 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #466 | Now and Earlier | 5 |
| #397 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
| #746 | Spam Witch sammich | 11 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #510 | barbed-wire fence | 8 |
| #149 | beer goggles | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1463 | black plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #130 | blue pixel | 844 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1243 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #335 | bum cheek | 54 |
| #214 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #805 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #948 | cranberries | 5 |
| #389 | dirty hobo gloves | 53 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #656 | fine wine | 3 |
| #402 | fuzzbump | 4 |
| #295 | ghuol egg quiche | 5 |
| #367 | ghuol guolash | 20 |
| #202 | giant moxie weed | 17 |
| #221 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 2 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #559 | grapefruit | 4 |
| #115 | green pixel | 823 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| 🥈 | ice-cold six-pack | 40,092 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #46 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 51 |
| #1169 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #849 | lead necklace | 5 |
| #347 | lihc eye pie | 6 |
| #41 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 41 |
| #108 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 27 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #357 | mauve striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #105 | menudo ravioli | 10 |
| #1356 | mushroom fermenting solution | 5 |
| #25 | mushroom pizza | 156 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #157 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 20 |
| #161 | rat appendix kabob | 9 |
| #326 | ratini | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #260 | razor-sharp can lid | 68 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #284 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #222 | spicy noodles | 1 |
| #363 | spider web | 125 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #241 | strawberry daiquiri | 14 |
| #276 | strawberry wine | 5 |
| #572 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 28 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #373 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 11 |
| #388 | tiny plastic angry goat | 40 |
| #493 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 33 |
| #503 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 32 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #493 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 32 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 43 |
| #798 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #453 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 36 |
| #538 | tiny plastic grue | 30 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hermit | 9 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 17 |
| #516 | tiny plastic killer bee | 31 |
| #379 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 40 |
| #279 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 53 |
| #402 | tiny plastic mosquito | 38 |
| #563 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 8 |
| #348 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 45 |
| #248 | tiny plastic sauceror | 15 |
| #250 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 15 |
| #325 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 44 |
| #385 | tiny plastic stab bat | 40 |
| #424 | tiny plastic star starfish | 36 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #216 | tofu casserole | 7 |
| #1249 | turtle totem | 9 |
| #594 | uncooked chorizo | 2 |
| #863 | valuable trinket | 72 |
| #130 | viking helmet | 122 |
| #715 | wolf mask | 10 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |