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Rank	Item	Quantity
#123	Cherry Cloaca Cola	14
#182	Diet Cloaca Cola	8
#2245	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
#173	Regular Cloaca Cola	9
#696	broken cellular phone	1
#546	can of fake snow	1
#507	colored-light "necklace"	1
#1282	iron pasta spoon	1
#1898	kneecapping stick	1
#2078	mafia aria	1
#119	strawberry	295
#341	ten-leaf clover	56
#4311	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
#4036	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
#478	tree skirt	1