| Rank | Item | Quantity |
|---|---|---|
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #197 | Knob stuffed shells | 6 |
| #1997 | Rock Pops | 10 |
| #1791 | Yummy Tummy bean | 54 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1291 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1664 | brick | 9 |
| #131 | casino pass | 30 |
| #932 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #1256 | dill | 9 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #917 | fake fake vomit | 27 |
| #781 | fake hand | 28 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1436 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #859 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1082 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1022 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #757 | rubber emo roe | 38 |
| #1995 | toast | 102 |
| #47 | urinal cake | 1,110 |
| #941 | whoopie cushion | 27 |
| #1556 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #885 | yellow snowcone | 33 |
Wow, that's 1,599 items total!
what items are this player missing?