| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #196 | Knob stuffed shells | 6 |
| #1996 | Rock Pops | 10 |
| #1791 | Yummy Tummy bean | 54 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1293 | bag of airline peanuts | 10 |
| #1660 | brick | 9 |
| #130 | casino pass | 30 |
| #934 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #1257 | dill | 9 |
| #1567 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #919 | fake fake vomit | 27 |
| #781 | fake hand | 28 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1438 | jazz soap | 5 |
| #860 | joybuzzer | 28 |
| #1084 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 16 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1024 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 19 |
| #754 | rubber emo roe | 38 |
| #1982 | toast | 102 |
| #47 | urinal cake | 1,110 |
| #942 | whoopie cushion | 27 |
| #1555 | wind-up chattering teeth | 6 |
| #887 | yellow snowcone | 33 |