| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #1369 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1134 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1056 | Imp Ale | 48 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 15 |
| #117 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 3 |
| #567 | Knob mushroom | 5 |
| #804 | Knoll mushroom | 4 |
| #578 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1093 | Mad Train wine | 20 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #812 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #475 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #503 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #576 | beer bomb | 16 |
| #788 | beertini | 1 |
| #399 | black & tan | 3 |
| #874 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #482 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #242 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #447 | bottle of alcohol | 4 |
| #966 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #679 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1438 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #792 | bottle of tequila | 11 |
| #913 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #945 | bottle of whiskey | 10 |
| #472 | boxed wine | 37 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1633 | candy cane | 18 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #541 | cool mushroom | 3 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #379 | depantsing bomb | 6 |
| #922 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #748 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #674 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 10 |
| #801 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #904 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #690 | eggnog | 25 |
| #357 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 4 |
| #211 | fermenting powder | 14 |
| #463 | fine wine | 9 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #507 | flaregun | 15 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #732 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #566 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #78 | gin and tonic | 6 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #549 | grog | 1 |
| #1264 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
| #1059 | ice-cold Willer | 12 |
| #1108 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #754 | ice-cold six-pack | 5 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1414 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #479 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #588 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #409 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #323 | patchouli oil bomb | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #214 | plum wine | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #411 | redrum | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #823 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #587 | sake bomb | 7 |
| #667 | salty dog | 3 |
| #462 | salty slug | 2 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #193 | sausage bomb | 8 |
| #245 | savoy truffle | 12 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #233 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #476 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 4 |
| #513 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #482 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #541 | snake | 10 |
| #860 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #547 | sparkler | 10 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1218 | spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #347 | stick of dynamite | 5 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #465 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3939 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3998 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3995 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3155 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3097 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3296 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3220 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3418 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #2785 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4963 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #1042 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 20 |
| #2682 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #433 | tequila grenade | 6 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #999 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #383 | vodka and cranberry | 4 |
| #466 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #895 | water pipe bomb | 2 |
| #649 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #256 | whiskey and soda | 3 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #362 | white lightning | 27 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #202 | yellow glowstick | 7 |