| #618 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 2 |
| #1365 | Cloaca grenade | 4 |
| #1131 | Dyspepsi grenade | 6 |
| #1056 | Imp Ale | 48 |
| #642 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 15 |
| #117 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 3 |
| #566 | Knob mushroom | 5 |
| #803 | Knoll mushroom | 4 |
| #577 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1092 | Mad Train wine | 20 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #812 | Ram's Face Lager | 3 |
| #735 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #473 | a little sump'm sump'm | 3 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1193 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #575 | beer bomb | 16 |
| #785 | beertini | 1 |
| #398 | black & tan | 3 |
| #872 | bloody beer | 2 |
| #480 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #241 | boilermaker | 1 |
| #448 | bottle of alcohol | 4 |
| #966 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #678 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1437 | bottle of rum | 2 |
| #793 | bottle of tequila | 11 |
| #914 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #946 | bottle of whiskey | 10 |
| #474 | boxed wine | 37 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1634 | candy cane | 18 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #539 | cool mushroom | 3 |
| #522 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #378 | depantsing bomb | 6 |
| #921 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #800 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 5 |
| #747 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 6 |
| #673 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 10 |
| #800 | dusty bottle of Port | 5 |
| #903 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 2 |
| #690 | eggnog | 25 |
| #356 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 4 |
| #212 | fermenting powder | 14 |
| #463 | fine wine | 9 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #506 | flaregun | 15 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #731 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #565 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #78 | gin and tonic | 6 |
| #1297 | green beer | 5 |
| #546 | grog | 1 |
| #1264 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 12 |
| #1060 | ice-cold Willer | 12 |
| #1107 | ice-cold fotie | 3 |
| #753 | ice-cold six-pack | 5 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1415 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #478 | melted Jell-o shot | 1 |
| #587 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 1 |
| #408 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #527 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #322 | patchouli oil bomb | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #244 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #409 | redrum | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #822 | rocky raccoon | 1 |
| #586 | sake bomb | 7 |
| #666 | salty dog | 3 |
| #461 | salty slug | 2 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #192 | sausage bomb | 8 |
| #245 | savoy truffle | 12 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #475 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 4 |
| #511 | shot of orange schnapps | 3 |
| #481 | shot of tomato schnapps | 4 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #425 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #540 | snake | 10 |
| #859 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #546 | sparkler | 10 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1218 | spooky mushroom | 10 |
| #345 | stick of dynamite | 5 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #464 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #3938 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #3993 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 10 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #3995 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3153 | stuffed astral badger | 14 |
| #3096 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3292 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1575 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #3608 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3219 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #3415 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #2782 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4960 | stuffed scary death orb | 7 |
| #1041 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 20 |
| #2681 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #6329 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #2367 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #6280 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5320 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #432 | tequila grenade | 6 |
| #437 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #535 | thistle wine | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #382 | vodka and cranberry | 4 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #897 | water pipe bomb | 2 |
| #647 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #256 | whiskey and soda | 3 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #361 | white lightning | 27 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #202 | yellow glowstick | 7 |