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| #550 | Cold Hots candy | 8 |
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| #26 | Jarlsberg's earring | 40 |
| #1392 | Mad Train wine | 7 |
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| #123 | asbestos ore | 78 |
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| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
| #497 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #542 | barbed-wire fence | 7 |
| #1594 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #298 | fairy gravy boat | 3 |
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| #700 | goat cheese pizza | 3 |
| #237 | herb brownies | 137 |
| #1543 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 4 |
| #1129 | ice-cold Willer | 10 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #92 | linoleum ore | 83 |
| #138 | maple syrup | 56 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
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| #409 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #788 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #210 | oyster basket | 23 |
| #931 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #452 | scrumptious reagent | 131 |
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| #697 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
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| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #6145 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
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| #3306 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #2832 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
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| #3968 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2831 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3324 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 8 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2879 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4894 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1160 | vinegar | 12 |
| #510 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |