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| #747 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #265 | Crimboween memo | 32 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #1725 | Imp Ale | 4 |
| #171 | Mr. Balloon | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #11 | anniversary balloon | 365 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #564 | black forest cake | 2 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #521 | black pudding | 2 |
| #452 | blood flower | 16 |
| #472 | blue glowstick | 3 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #762 | box of sunshine | 383 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #246 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #68 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 24 |
| #163 | chrome stick | 1 |
| #4 | coffee sprite | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #95 | congratulatory cake | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #7 | custom avatar form | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #13 | disco ball | 40,000 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #186 | disembodied smile | 2 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #77 | giant stuffed bugbear | 1 |
| #128 | gin and tonic | 1 |
| #72 | glistening staff | 1 |
| #13 | green LavaCo Lamp™ | 1 |
| #133 | green candygram | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #41 | heart-shaped balloon | 1,027 |
| #143 | lavender candygram | 3 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #362 | lemon meringue pie | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #57 | long-stemmed rose | 35 |
| #372 | lovecat tail | 2 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #33 | maple syrup | 1,100 |
| #1087 | meat vortex | 1 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #206 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 37 |
| #229 | orange candygram | 2 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #254 | peach | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1048 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 2 |
| #632 | pink candy heart | 12 |
| #196 | pink candygram | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #417 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #1168 | probability potion | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #278 | roll of toilet paper | 365 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #556 | stainless steel skullcap | 6 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #275 | white candygram | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #49 | yellow glowstick | 20 |
| #1451 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |