| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #374 | Cloaca grenade | 46 |
| #175 | Cloaca-Cola | 238 |
| #219 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 17 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #386 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #537 | Dramatic™ range | 1 |
| #156 | Dyspepsi grenade | 87 |
| #947 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 47 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #115 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 35 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #633 | Gnollish flyswatter | 2 |
| #450 | Gnollish pie tin | 5 |
| #579 | Gnollish plunger | 2 |
| #472 | Gnollish toolbox | 5 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 37 |
| #242 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 25 |
| #792 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 2 |
| #1008 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #206 | Knob Goblin visor | 34 |
| #397 | Knob mushroom | 13 |
| #491 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #937 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 51 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #309 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #761 | Rock Pops | 67 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #11 | Valentine's Day cake | 24 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #15 | arrow'd heart balloon | 24 |
| #359 | bätzle | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #759 | baseball | 2 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #1075 | batgut | 2 |
| #815 | blood flower | 6 |
| #806 | box | 5 |
| #963 | broken skull | 4 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #629 | bum cheek | 10 |
| #1094 | candy stake | 6 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #881 | cog | 7 |
| #506 | cool whip | 4 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1074 | dense meat stack | 3 |
| #631 | diamond-studded cane | 5 |
| #1130 | dill | 13 |
| #1097 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1026 | disease | 1 |
| #224 | disembodied brain | 18 |
| #647 | doll house | 7 |
| #10 | double daisy | 25 |
| #415 | enchanted bean | 4 |
| #450 | evil golden arch | 14 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3836 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #1141 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #293 | flaming crutch | 23 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #1153 | ghost cucumber | 20 |
| #770 | gnoll lips | 1 |
| #789 | gnoll teeth | 1 |
| #443 | grapefruit | 10 |
| #466 | grapes | 10 |
| #362 | hellion cube | 15 |
| #495 | hot katana blade | 18 |
| #388 | infernal insoles | 7 |
| #588 | leather mask | 4 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #456 | linoleum crossbow | 1 |
| #833 | long skinny balloon | 2 |
| #825 | loose teeth | 25 |
| #237 | lovecat tail | 4 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #1299 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #346 | meat from yesterday | 5 |
| #985 | meat paste | 1 |
| #507 | meat stack | 38 |
| #602 | miner's pants | 2 |
| #18 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 23 |
| #527 | ninja hot pants | 4 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #206 | penguin skin | 555 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #2048 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | pretty flower | 15 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #734 | rat appendix | 2 |
| #963 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #414 | ruby W | 25 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #757 | skeleton bone | 23 |
| #626 | skewer | 4 |
| #536 | smart skull | 15 |
| #621 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 4 |
| #379 | spectral pickle | 33 |
| #1010 | spider web | 3 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #815 | spring | 7 |
| #832 | sprocket | 7 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #330 | star pants | 1 |
| #62 | sticky meat skirt | 1 |
| #1824 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #809 | strawberry | 2 |
| #120 | studded leather boxer shorts | 2 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #603 | tenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #633 | tires | 5 |
| #814 | tomato | 10 |
| #1557 | top | 2 |
| #886 | vinegar | 30 |
| #1244 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #468 | wussiness potion | 21 |
| #515 | yeti fur | 198 |
| #864 | yo-yo | 25 |