Big fat hairy werewolf

RankItemQuantity
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#943Cloaca-Cola c-rations2
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#771Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations3
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#182Mylar balloon1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#149banjo strings2
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
#813black snowcone1
#2665black striped oyster egg1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#877blue snowcone1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
🥈blue traffic cone1
#3123box of sunshine26
#2708brick1
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#2875candied yams1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#159clockwork sphere1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#1795clown hammer1
#864cool whip1
#1773explosion-flavored chewing gum1
#1985fake fake vomit1
#1791fake hand1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#841green snowcone1
🥈green traffic cone1
#984guy made of bee pollen1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#2516herbal stuffing1
#161hippo whip1
#1828jazz soap1
#1882joybuzzer1
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#1942loaded serum blowgun1
#2077mafia aria1
#386magic lamp1
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#1086marionette1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#45miniature coffin3
#1363off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1734off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1139orange glowstick1
#861orange snowcone1
#17oversized pizza cutter1,272
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#2716pet rock1
#748picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#107plexiglass pinky ring2
#2034puce paisley oyster egg1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#890purple snowcone1
#1303rag doll1
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#845red snowcone1
#1646red striped oyster egg1
#10rose-colored glasses1
#1959rubber emo roe1
#1348sock monkey1
#31solid linoleum box1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1710stainless steel shillelagh2
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#2033teddy bear1
#8192tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#8212tiny plastic angry goat1
#8175tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8095tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8221tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8187tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8059tiny plastic grue1
#8128tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8102tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8112tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8101tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8225tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8160tiny plastic stab bat1
#8137tiny plastic star starfish1
#4038tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#2068top1
#630white balloon2
#1933whoopie cushion1
#2053wind-up chattering teeth1
#118yak whip1
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#2115yellow snowcone1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#2364yo-yo1

Wow, that's 1,434 items total!

what items are this player missing?