Ziggy Stardust

RankItemQuantity
#321Cloaca grenade55
#301Cloaca-Cola131
#456Cloaca-Cola c-rations8
#297Cloaca-Cola fatigues9
#487Cloaca-Cola helmet5
#187Cloaca-Cola knapsack16
#610Cloaca-Cola shield4
#121Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife6
#36Comma Chameleon egg2
#668Doc's Miracle Cure1
#629Dyspepsi grenade19
#545Dyspepsi-Cola111
#501Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations6
#324Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues8
#194Dyspepsi-Cola helmet11
#204Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack15
#451Dyspepsi-Cola shield5
#131Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen5
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#241astral mushroom52
#512barbed-wire fence8
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#212colored-light "necklace"2
#117empty blowgun22
#865oriole-feather headdress1
#129picture of a dead guy's girlfriend6
#1283tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo3
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#4862tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#3938tiny plastic barrrnacle4
#1716tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar3
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#6130tiny plastic cocoabo2
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3344tiny plastic fuzzy dice5
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#6160tiny plastic mosquito2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#6166tiny plastic star starfish2
#525tree-shaped Crimbo cookie2

Wow, that's 556 items total!

what items are this player missing?