| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #215 | Eldritch snap | 2 |
| #4 | Giant black monolith | 108 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #8 | Lars the Cyberian | 25 |
| #112 | Leonard's glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | Mae West with a fly in it | 246 |
| #50 | Mark I Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #51 | Mark II Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #44 | Mark III Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #43 | Mark IV Steam-Hat | 1 |
| #136 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 3,137 |
| #12 | Mustardigrade | 1 |
| #53 | Neverending Party invitation envelope | 1 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #245 | Nuclear Blastball | 1 |
| 🥉 | Oppossum | 10 |
| #810 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| 🥇 | Senior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #538 | Silver Bullet beer | 1 |
| 🥈 | Third Eye | 3 |
| 🥈 | Trafikoan | 18 |
| #58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #69 | astronaut ice-cream | 7 |
| #28 | battered old top-hat | 1 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5 | breakfast miracle | 58 |
| #200 | brown felt tophat | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #185 | clown wig | 1 |
| #8 | cube of ectoplasm | 310 |
| #4 | eighth plague | 1,001 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #779 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 8 |
| #12 | eternal knot tattoo | 1 |
| #319 | fake fake vomit | 100 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| 🥈 | flame orb | 109 |
| #46 | flask of port | 3 |
| #9 | gingerbread tophat | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| 🥈 | green pill | 31 |
| #135 | half-rotten brain | 7 |
| 🥉 | hand of cards | 1,408 |
| #48 | haunted flame | 9 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #26 | invisible potion | 30 |
| #12 | isotophat | 1 |
| #283 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #16 | lucky cat statue | 25 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #263 | magical pony: Pearjack | 6 |
| #163 | massive gemstone | 14 |
| #7 | megacopia | 175 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #218 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #29 | pair of candy glasses | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #133 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #164 | powdered toad horn | 1 |
| #7 | protein paste | 42 |
| #157 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 2 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #5 | rolling pin | 111 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #128 | sandwich of the gods | 19 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #1165 | solid gold bowling ball | 10 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #8 | squeaky toy rose | 101 |
| #102 | stolen accordion | 1,001 |
| #1143 | stuffed martini | 5 |
| #4 | temperance whiskey | 101 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #81 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 5 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 8 |
| #424 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 6 |
| #34 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 23 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| 🥇 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 101 |
| #6 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 36 |
| #848 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 12 |
| #485 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 9 |
| #2850 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #598 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 7 |
| #443 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 10 |
| #490 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 9 |
| #360 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 7 |
| #52 | tiny top hat and cane | 1 |
| 🥇 | tree-eating kite | 100,001 |
| #7 | unrolling pin | 111 |
| #86 | warehouse clerk's glasses | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |