Gaslight

RankItemQuantity
#71Angry Farmer candy2,800
#888Crown of the Goblin King28
#46Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub2,754
#258Tasty Fun Good rice candy250
#93awful poetry journal2,561
#90chaos butterfly6,125
#96cornuthaum92
#84crazy little Turkish delight400
#146disturbing fanfic1,670
#164hot wing624
#129jar of swamp gas600
#108probability potion1,040
#101procrastination potion1,206
#169stuffed doppelshifter90
#58thin black candle7,124
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2534tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1

Wow, that's 27,403 items total!

what items are this player missing?