| #1119 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #956 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 2 |
| #1050 | 2-ball | 2 |
| #1081 | 3-ball | 2 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #1113 | 4-ball | 2 |
| #1077 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1072 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1116 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1975 | 8-ball | 2 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1964 | Angry Farmer candy | 2 |
| #495 | Blatantly Canadian | 2 |
| #924 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #1449 | Cloaca grenade | 3 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #1795 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 4 |
| #999 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #492 | Knoll shroomkabob | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #2861 | Yummy Tummy bean | 2 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1029 | abominable snowcone | 4 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #522 | ancient frozen dinner | 2 |
| #602 | anticheese | 5 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #998 | asbestos ore | 2 |
| #789 | asparagus knife | 3 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
| #1766 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #1852 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #830 | bag of Cheat-Os | 2 |
| #547 | balaclava baklava | 2 |
| #1591 | ball | 2 |
| #1058 | bar skin | 2 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #941 | bat guano | 1 |
| #476 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5025 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #289 | bowl of lucky charms | 2 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #165 | cream of pointy mushroom soup | 1 |
| #366 | rat appendix kabob | 2 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1121 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #2368 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1402 | thin black candle | 5 |
| #769 | tiny house | 116 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6149 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6162 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #6203 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #582 | titanium assault umbrella | 9 |
| #813 | tomato | 10 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #2410 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #265 | wooden block | 11 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #228 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1736 | yeti fur | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |