| #665 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 5 |
| #559 | Mohawk wig | 9 |
| #1151 | bag of airline peanuts | 14 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #173 | carob brownies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #348 | carob chunks | 12 |
| #1173 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #484 | decorative fountain | 7 |
| #1008 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 18 |
| #1007 | fake fake vomit | 22 |
| #1035 | fake hand | 14 |
| #713 | filthy corduroys | 3 |
| #569 | glowing red eye | 13 |
| #468 | hemp string | 12 |
| #1355 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1282 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #1162 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 13 |
| #657 | metallic A | 23 |
| #211 | necklace chain | 14 |
| #545 | patchouli incense stick | 13 |
| #1175 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #649 | phat turquoise bead | 3 |
| #192 | piercing post | 14 |
| #336 | reodorant | 21 |
| #533 | ridiculously huge sword | 14 |
| #1336 | rubber emo roe | 10 |
| #995 | scroll of drastic healing | 10 |
| #16 | seal-clubbing club | 18,781 |
| #731 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 80 |
| #536 | super-spiky hair gel | 110 |
| #431 | tambourine bells | 7 |
| #747 | tiny house | 125 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8215 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8254 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4498 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8153 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8061 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8129 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8071 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8103 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8227 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8162 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8139 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #480 | titanium assault umbrella | 13 |
| #1086 | whoopie cushion | 19 |
| #1239 | wind-up chattering teeth | 13 |
| #579 | windchimes | 5 |
| #1161 | yellow snowcone | 18 |