| #189 | Cloaca grenade | 92 |
| #107 | Cloaca-Cola | 470 |
| #93 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 35 |
| #103 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 22 |
| #88 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 23 |
| #274 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 10 |
| #233 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 10 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #340 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 3 |
| #209 | Dyspepsi grenade | 66 |
| #389 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 168 |
| #214 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 13 |
| #88 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 21 |
| #87 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 22 |
| #154 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 25 |
| #215 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 10 |
| #132 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 5 |
| #1016 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 12 |
| #102 | Now and Earlier | 60 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #172 | empty blowgun | 14 |
| #424 | iron pasta spoon | 13 |
| #738 | kneecapping stick | 13 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #461 | mafia aria | 50 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #160 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 5 |
| #528 | plastic passion fruit | 2 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #325 | scroll of pasta summoning | 44 |
| #327 | support cummerbund | 22 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #677 | zombie pineal gland | 7 |