Bonjo

RankItemQuantity
#4296Baron von Ratsworth's monocle1
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#1673Boss Bat bling1
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#1600Glass Balls of the Goblin King1
#680Happy Birthday, Claude! cake1
#127Kevlar balloon1
#171Mr. Balloon1
#182Mylar balloon1
#283Raggedy Hippy doll1
#471St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket11
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#527Valentine's Day cake1
#183Venus flytrap1
#277Warm Subject gift certificate405
#129all-purpose flower1
#53angel-food cake1
#679anniversary balloon1
#147apathetic lizardman doll1
#538arrow'd heart balloon1
#183babycakes1
#1065bell-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#125blue velvet cake1
#2740box of sunshine35
#1131brine5
#1107can of Red Minotaur1
#4784candy cane1
#95congratulatory cake1
#1025daisy1
#57deadly nightshade1
#41devil's-food cake1
#1349dill5
#395double daisy1
#145exotic orchid1
#3426fruitcake1
#1568ghost cucumber5
#82gilded lily1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#1454heart-shaped balloon1
#590long-stemmed rose1
#69mini-zeppelin1
#487miniature stuffed Goth Giant1
#690mugcake1
#1060personalized birthday cake1
#1142pork elf goodies sack3
#812potted cactus1
#489potted fern1
#90rat head balloon1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#935spectral pickle5
#1584stainless steel skullcap2
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#955stuffed ghuol whelp1
#83stuffed sabre-toothed lime1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#152stuffed yeti1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#148thought balloon1
#509three-tiered wedding cake1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#392tulip1
#728urinal cake1
#1381vinegar5
#903white balloon1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1

Wow, that's 570 items total!

what items are this player missing?